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Yo nunca había alguno de estos deportes, pero siempre había tenido la espinita por intentarlo. Después de una hora y pico de viaje llegamos al sitio alrededor de las 5 y pico de la tarde, nevo fuertemente por unos cuantos minutos, pero no importaba si al fin de cuentas de eso se trataba.
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El instructor un chileno que viene 3 meses durante el invierno a enseñar dummies como yo y asi es la lección.
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- Dese cuenta que el coeficiente de fricción estatica es zero y que a la menor fuerza ejercida la tabla le demostrara cualquiera de las leyes de Newton.
- Su pie de reacción ahora mide 1.50 m y no lo pued apoyar, porque al menor esfuerzo se desliza y corre el riesgo de abrirse de patas.
- Ahora aprenda como caminar, mueva el pie que tiene libre y arrastre la tabla, mueva el pie que tiene libre y arrastre la tabla, mueva el pie que tiene libre y arrastre la tabla, mueva el pie que tiene libre y arrastre la tabla.
- Su pie está hacienda un moviemiento y un ejercicio al cual no está acostumbrado por lo cual le empieza a doler de lo más sabroso.
- Parese derecho ponga el otro pie sobre la tabla y deslicese . . . . . . eeeehhhhhhh !!!
- Vuelva otra vez al punto de inicio mueva el pie que tiene libre y arrastre la tabla . . . . . .
- Descanse el pie que ahora le duele mas, pero cuidado, no lo levante porque si lo hace queda a merced de la tabla . . . a propósito mencione que el coeficiente de fricción estatica es zero??????
- Deslicese nuevamente . . . . . . eeeehhhhhhh !!!
- Vuelva otra vez al punto de inicio mueva el pie que tiene libre y arrastre la tabla . . . . . .
- Esta vez aprenda a darle dirección a la tabla con los dedos de los pies . . . . . . eeeehhhhhhh !!!
- Arregleselas para parar . . . . . CATAPLUN . . . . OUCH !!!
- Repita los 3 pasos anteriores.
- Ahora aprenda como darle direccion con los talones . . . . . . eeeehhhhhhh !!!
- Repita nuevamente.
- Montese con la tabla . . . . la tabla debe estar enganchada en su pie.
- Preparese psicologicamente para bajarse cuando llegue a la cima.
- Listo ???? 1 . . . 2 . . . 3 . . . . CATAPLUN . . . . PLUN . . . . PLUN . . . . PLUN . . . .OUCH !!!
- Agarre la mano y dese cuenta que puede moverla y que aunque duele como un putas sabe que no esta rota.
- Dese cuenta que el elevador esta detenido porque usted esta en tumbado en la mitad de la bajada.
- Montese en la tabla y deslicese . . . intente parar . . . intente parar . . . intente parar CATAPLUN . . . . OUCH !!! . . . . la mano otra vez !!!
- Esta vez enganche ambos pies a la tabla.
- Ahora aprenda a bajar frenando con el borde de la tabla mirando hacia abajo o dandole la espalda a la pendiente.
- Agarrese de las manos de su instructor y dese cuenta que al menor descuido usted se va a ir de jeta colina abajo.
- Su instructor le dice muy bien, asi se hace, siga, siga, siga, mientras usted esta cagadisimo del susto y aun pensando que donde este man lo suelte usted va colina abajo y muy seguramente llegara a la autopista I-80.
- Siga intentando, trate de perder el miedo . . .
- Cada vez que lo intenta la sensación de irse colina abajo montado en una tabla y zero fricción lo embarga y no puede despegar las manos del suelo.
- Como pueda llegue abajo y como pueda desenganchese de la tabla.
- Levantese y dele gracias a Dios que esta completico, decida que ha sido suficiente por hoy y devuelva la tabla y las botas, vaya comprese algo de comer y de beber.
- Sóbese porque no hay pómada !!!!
Bastante gente me ha dicho que se requieren bastantes horas de practica para aprender snowboarding, la verdad no se si me queden ganas suficientes de volverlo a intentar.
Por el momento aplicaré el viejo y conocido refran: quietico se ve más bonito !!!!
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Sólo tengo 3 cosas que decir:
1. Been there, done that... se me torció una pata y se me cuasi fracturó una muñeca. Y eso que yo no pasé de la pista de niños (pendiente 0)
2. Pobrecito mi pedazo de Mono... de casualidad tienes un video, fotos, o cualquier recuerdito que pueda hacer del post algo más chis--- burlab--- entretenido de lo que actualmente es??
Lo digo UNICAMENTE por razones audiovisuales.
3. Si te has dado cuenta que este post, el de Alexillo del Servicio Militar y el mío de la alfombra están escritos de la misma manera?? aaaahhhh????
Aaaah, es que que dijo? papitas para el loro?
AUCH!!! me duele solo de leerlo, al menos no se quemó la naríz contra la nieve ni se golpeo con la tabla esa
En defensa del snowboarding debo decir que si, todos nos damos muuuuy duro la 1a vez, en ese deporte no hay naturales, pero una vez lo coges es muy divertido, cuando menos lo piensas ya te has comprado todos los juguetes y hasta el season pass. Eso si, no te garantizo que aprendas a bajarte del chair lift en mucho tiempo.
(Notese que escribo con dolor de brazos habiendomelas dado de dare devil y bajado (rodado) por una montaña llena de moguls)
Por eso yo prefieron esquiar .. mejor controlar esa vaina con ambas patas y no solamente con una tabla amarrada a usted..
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